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Friday, April 26, 2013

I am Chiraan ( The REAL Chiraan)

As you all know, I am a man who needs no introduction, as I am the world-famous CHIRAAN. But being the conceited asshole that I am, I'll still go ahead and introduce myself.
  • I am THE expert in astrology, alchemy, occult, cock-and-bull-ology and other such sciences.
  • My loukika achievements are not far behind - for I am the CEO of the National Douchebag Foundation ( N.D.F )
  • I have a dedicated bunch of chelas and chamchas who are dumb enough to believe every word I say. All of them have the mental makeup of a 4 year old, hence I find them cute. I have even convinced them that I am not a fraud, which would have been really obvious if you had an IQ above 35 points.
  • I believe that the earth is flat and stationary. I can provide simple, easy to understand, wrong arguments to show the earth is not spherical. If the earth was spherical, how is it possible to play cricket on a flat pitch? Checkmate scientists!
  • I SOMETIMES Randomly use CAPSLOCK in my SENTences. My chelas find that to be a convincing proof of the strength of my arguments.
  • I can totally curse( as in "smite" ) and grant boons. I once cursed a man to die and he died ( after 30 years, due to old age ). Vijay Mallya became a millionaire after he consulted me ( he was a billionaire to begin with)

P.S. : My astro-sense says that one of my chelas is a backstabber, he/she might be impersonating me in this blog. I'll personally make sure he/she is going to hell. 

303 comments:

  1. Hey asshole mind your bloody fucking language or else I will tear your ass apart
    Tere guda ka kaima banakey tujhey hi khilaaoonga kuttey. Abey Lahore ka mashur gunnda, sabhi mlechchaon sey gudabaksh leney waala, mar jaa thu pehley tabhi acha hoga

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    1. Looks like someone hasn't been taking their daily meds.

      Dear readers, this is what happens when you try to learn shastras from fake dhongi babas like The Fake Chiraan. You'll end up learning more of tapori language and less of shastras. So please stay clear.

      Also, you have been taught cursing very well. Well done!

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  2. To name a few Chiraan haters & they are following

    https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups/maadhwas/?fref=ts

    Admins have no sense of being neutral and ban people midway through debates and claim to be winners = Cowards

    Kesav Rao Tadipatri
    Adithya Das
    https://www.facebook.com/aadityadas?fref=pb&hc_location=friends_tab
    Meera tadipatri
    https://www.facebook.com/meera.tadipatri?fref=pb&hc_location=friends_tab
    Brahmaatma Dasa
    https://www.facebook.com/brahmaatma.dasa?fref=pb&hc_location=friends_tab
    Vishnu Shanbhag
    https://www.facebook.com/vishnu.shanbhag.9?fref=pb&hc_location=friends_tab
    Shrikant Shenoy
    https://www.facebook.com/Srikanth.Shenoi?fref=pb&hc_location=friends_tab

    In one of the debates this is what was said
    “Brahmaatma Dasa: Adithya Das, I have a problem for you to solve. I want to warn the members here that they should be doubly careful when dealing with CC. Life doles out many problems to us, and a moment of severe stress can weaken any of us to approach an astrologer. The point of warning - if you go to CC, he will use it against you at a later stage in a debate. The second warning is that his statements have no backing from sampradAya or the Tikas / Tippanis. There have been MULTIPLE topics that we have discussed, and I had to finally stop responding because he was giving self-imagined stuff. So to expect Maadhwa philosophy from CC or his group is akin to expecting it from Nagesh Sonde or even say, Dawkins.
    The problem for you to solve is - how do I say it, without being penalized for making a personal attack?”

    SINCE THEN MANY ATTEMPTS MADE TO CARRY OUT THEIR AGENDA ABOVE - THIS IS THE FAKE SITE.

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    1. Good job, Sherlock!

      Here's your next assignment - Name a few Salman Khan haters whose names start with P.

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    2. Can you explain from that thick skull of yours what on earth has Salman Khan got to do with this?

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    3. The Real Chiraan Guruji, my humble pranams to you. Salman Khan is a daitya right? Please guide us guruji. Or is he of the NS type?

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    4. You couldnt explain and very quickly changed the subject, no surprise here!

      Serious Guidance is be concerned about AD (After Death) never let alone whilst still living.

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  3. Warning: This is a Fake site.

    Demons, Agyaanis, what on earth do you think you are doing? No way, my guru and Chiraaniji will be affected by such cheap acts, the only one affected will be you. You still hold a chance, realize your mistakes and beg for forgiveness. Lord and Guru are really dayaalu and may forgive you but you shall still pay for your bad Karma. If not, God has seen it all, no one will be able to save you because now all that happens to you will only be with Gods WILL. You call yourself knowledgeable Brahmin and want people to follow you, you just exposed your real self to the world. You still think you will have followers. You already have a sin to lead people on the wrong path, and now Vishnu Droha. Didn't you know going against Vishnu bhakta's is doing Vishnu Droha. You better get your acts straight now, people who support you are no better than you oh Tamas and remember you will not be spared by lord and his men...

    Shri Gurubhoya Namaha!
    Shri Raghavendra Namaha!
    Jai Shree Krishna!!!

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  4. FAKE SITE CREATED BY FAKE PEOPLE - GET A LIFE AND MAKE MOST OF WHATS LEFT IN THIS LIFE

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    1. I know!

      Dear readers, just to clarify, Mr. Anonymous above was talking about www.chiraan.com.

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    2. Get it right and stop lying. This site you have created is fake

      The real site is www.chiraan.com

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  5. Not that I am an admirer of chiraan. but I dont like this site.
    chiraan is not as great as he claims but he is not a bad person.

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  6. He plays with peoples' lives..

    None of his predictions works. He has been predicting since 2009 and nothing happened..neither for me nor for any of my friends.

    THIS IS A VERY BIG SIN THAT HE IS DOING

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    1. Can I know the real user.And his tiff with the Chiraan
      What is the reason.I am not a beleiver in those things. I just beleive in myself.
      .But just came across this Blog. Have you both meet in person >?

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    2. No we haven't met..he never shows his identity..

      But he has spoiled my life of 5 yrs..

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    3. What evidence do you have that none of his predictions work?
      Have you done a self analysis on what must have gone wrong on your part?
      You are saying his predictions dont work so how can you believe he controlled that 5 yrs of your life?

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    4. Many of the people that are writing negative things about Chiraan are the people who took took full advantage of free astro and as much help, they became greedy day by day, and didnt want to make efforts on their part when a remedy was suggested and switched when they never got what they wanted. They also have forgotten about the intial solved problems with his help. Its like they found a site hounded Chiraan for anything and everything and now making him responsible for the bad things in their life.

      AnonymousJanuary 28, 2014 at 1:13 PM
      Can I know the real user.And his tiff with the Chiraan
      What is the reason.I am not a beleiver in those things. I just beleive in myself.
      .But just came across this Blog. Have you both meet in person >?

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    5. We were introduced to a wrong site. One astrologer would give prediction saying this might happen. Not like how your Chiraan says like I will get all those what you wish for..Its him who is projecting he is anything and everything..

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    6. Complete lies. Those hounding him to get everything they wish for overnight with no efforts are the ones projecting themselves as greedy, but way to ignorant to realise that. Why not go and hound someone else who can get you everything you wish for rather than spread rubbish on here.

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    7. Why haven’t you moved on? Why are you even interested in anything said about Chiraan if you don’t believe him? Decent humans move on acknowledging someone tried to help them so it’s wrong to spread crap even though no longer believe the person.

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    8. 5 years what the hell would you had happened in my life. I was silent for his predictions. But nothing happened. Remedies gave me more problems. Are you the Chiraan himself??

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    9. Iam a decent humanbeing. But let him not spoil others lives on the name of predictions. Its a sin. He should understand that. Anyhow he has stopped in his blog knowing the reality that his predictions doesn't work for many.

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    10. I didn't wish for anything overnight. He was the one asking me if I want this or that and he can get me all those that I wish for. He very well knew that what he had been predicting since 5 years hasn't worked. So a way of escapism..

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    11. He said my ex will be caught in a false rape case. I would travel abroad to save him from that case. He is in a relationship with a woman who in turn is in relationship with a white man.

      He said my ex will be into very big legal and financial trouble. Don't move on any legal action against him. He will be back to you. Fall on your feet yearning for your love. He will realize his mistake and will be a good husband. You are the only women in his life.

      No divorce for you. Reunion will happen. A very happy married life. He has been saying this since 2009.

      When I started with the remedies, every time I was badly hit by one or the other big legal trouble. I went through many false and legal complaints.

      Now the truth is I have received the divorce. My husband is illegally living with another woman (for whom your Chiraan predicted like she has white boyfriend) and now married too.

      I waited for his predictions. Even after 9 legal troubles I didn't take a single action on my ex, its because of your Chiraan.

      Now I have lost all the opportunity.

      Isnt he answerable for all those he predicted in my life and I have spoiled my 5 yrs of life.

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    12. I have been suffering day and night. Have been skipping my food, sleep etc. Your Chiraan's predictions are one of the main reasons.

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    13. Again its self assumptions that is not the reason why he has stopped writing on the blog, he still does answer queries. What do you have to say about the positive guest stories/feedback? I wouldnt be shocked if you now will cook stories saying he made it up.

      Those engaged in public warnings against Chiraan dont work so this is also a waste of time for you.

      Regardless of the bad stuff some of you say about Chiraan some curiosity is still keeping you lingering around any site to do with him. You will never admit this to the public and will infact even find it hard to admit yourself.

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    14. You are clever enough to answer here..

      You didn't comment on what was predicted for me and finally what it turned to be. I never said he is cooking stories. May be his predictions comes true for few but he can never claim that his predictions are 100% true. My case is very much sensitive. I have pulled my life of 5 yrs with a very great difficulties and he too knows that. If he wasn't sure, he should have never predicted those. Still lingering on saying time will tell the truth. Iam losing in all fronts.

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    15. Unfortunately you are clever enough in the sly and crafty way full of lies and ego. Seeta you have caused enough drama already via all possible means and I know you will never stop. The world does not revolve around you and it can’t always be “me”, “me, and “me”

      More like linger around to find that Chiraans prediction still holds true. You should never have asked for a prediction and abuse the free of charge service full of sob stories for this many years if you don’t believe. Chiraan didn’t come to find you; rather you found him and asked him for predictions and remedies endlessly so don’t blame him and others.

      You have not proved his predications are not true for yourself never let alone others. The guest page has feedback of more than just a few people.

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    16. Mind your words. I need not lie on anything..There is no drama.

      You mentioning the name here. Do you have any commonsense?

      Ask him to have an another guest page - my predictions failures.

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    17. Yes I have common sense. You are openly abusing Chiraan and many of us have respect for him that it’s only fair to name and shame you. You should mind your words first.
      You are Seeta from his original blog and you have mentioned these issues and abuses before

      Seeta (for re-cap) and other readers scroll down the following links (just a few examples). Kindly read the comments = drama.

      Seeta also writes under Anon, but its so obvious who the person is anyway.

      http://chiraan.com/your-questions-my-answers/seva-remedies/comment-page-1/

      http://chiraan.com/your-questions-my-answers/comment-page-266/

      http://chiraan.com/free-astro-consultation/comment-page-256/

      Do you still hound ask Chiraan for answers and remedies? If so, why are not lying on here with double standards? You should have some shame.

      There is no need for a another “guest page - my predictions failures” to entertain a bunch of lying obsessive, compulsive, egoistic, and narcissistic people.

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    18. Correction I mean - Do you still hound ask Chiraan for answers and remedies? If so, why are you lying on here with double standards? You should have some shame.

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    19. http://chiraan.com/your-questions-my-answers/seva-remedies/comment-page-1/

      This goes on but wanted to show Seeta has been abusing free services and at same time accusing for years. The following was 2 years after 2009. Why did she not leave Chiraan 5 yrs down the line and why not even now? So whose fault is it?
      Its common sense to move on from people you don’t believe in. All the astrologers you visited said divorce. Chiraan said no divorce and you are trying to prove him wrong. You have not proved you are divorced and infact lying. Worst is you don’t even have intention to re-unite with you husband. You are an odd ball.

      anon said:
      August 15, 2011 at 18:28
      scared that you would loose your reputation.
      DONT EVER CHEAT PEOPLE BY THE NAME OF REMEDIES..

      chiraan said:
      August 15, 2011 at 20:25
      Ms seeeta if you have not got the result if you feel prediction went wrong … write openly and leave it at that … why spam the forum …..kindly let us know which remedy you did .? you have self admitted that you have not done a single remedy and yet you seek a miracle solution and keep visiting the site and sppam it why? if you feel for th fear of losing reputation some forced changes would be done for you .. you are mistaken …..
      you are visiting this site since two years and despite failure you are visiting why? you have neither done remedies nor made any effort on the contrary worn some talisman from babas .. sought refuge of avaidik tantriks ,…. messed up your life ….and above all earned irk of good people by bad mouthing ,… you r going in wrong direction ……

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    20. It is rightly said liar`s, thief’s, murderers etc always leave evidence behind to dig their own graves.

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    21. I need not prove you Idiots. I have sent a copy to Chiraan and he knows it.

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    22. You might be a thief, liar, murderer and what not..

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    23. in my case his prediction is a failure..i started with remedies and I was into many troubles.

      YOUR CHIRAAN IS NOT THE ONLY ASTROLOGER IN THE WORLD..

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    24. I need not prove you guys on what I wanted for..

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    25. Your Chiraan creates Dramas and not me..He says a rape case filed on my ex in 2011.. As if he is the GOD he predicts dreadful tales which aren't true. Those are sensitive issues. One cant play with these kind of predictions..

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    26. Why don't your CHIRAAN give his real name and identity. When he don't give, then why should others give? There is something wrong when he doesn't give his real name and identity..

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    27. Your Chiraan digged the grave and buried me and my life.

      As I was burried deep inside, I couldn't come out and see the world. Now I have come out of that.


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    28. Great progress! Further progress would be to stop asking Chiraan questions and remedies if you dont believe him. Do you still beg and ask?

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    29. Begging and asking questions was also part of his dramas..and not mine. He too knows that.

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    30. Lying without any evidence again

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  7. Heard is a saying. There is no such thing as a genuine honest astrologer. If he was genuine and honest he would not be an astrologer. Hence all astrologers are fake. I myself have seen many but yet to see an astrologer who can predict everything accurately

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    1. I would consider what you are saying if he charged for predictions, but he doesnt. More like the freeloaders begging for answers and wanting to have everything over night without wanting to make efforts or understand anything are more questionable and fake.

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    2. Also why have double standards? you dont believe astrologers, so how come "seen many"?

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    3. I give chiraan credit. He does not charge money. Mine was a general statement not targeted at him. I visited many astrologers when I believed in it. After I found most of them are fake I realized the above saying.

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    4. So why waste anymore time even in the name/topic etc of astrologers?

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    5. Its him playing with people's lives.

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    6. I am afraid this does not answer the question above. "So why waste anymore time even in the name/topic etc of astrologers?"

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  8. watch this space for more revelations about the chiraan - the impostor. Interested people (chiraanis and non-chiraanis) shall disclose their preference to hear them.

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    1. any new info otehr than he is a fake is welcome

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    2. You are also talking about yourself "Anonymous" aka "Impostor". Why dont you reveal you`re name and identity? why double standards? Why are people spreading crap behind his back why not directly to him?

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    3. Anonymous March 7, 2014 at 1:01 PM - Live example of hypocrite.
      (1) A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others
      for. (2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them.

      Why are you writing under Anonymous?

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  9. very much interested to know abt "master life screwer"

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    1. The people who screw up their own lives always blame others, it really isnt surprising comming from such people who beg for help and always forever ungrateful blaming others.

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  10. mother fucker..who's that real he?

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    1. ohhh great sadhana taught by you`re parents and well wishers? and why are Chiraan haters fluent swearers? is that the best they can demonstrate? but at same time claim to be highly religious? You can continue all you like as Chiraan is not the one who is at lost.

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    2. Anonymous March 7, 2014 at 1:01 PM - Live example of hypocrite.
      (1) A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others
      for. (2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them.

      Why are you writing under Anonymous?

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  11. So where has the Anonymous Admin of the site gone? lack of activity? any reason?

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  12. Its rather rich coming from selfish freeloaders who always only think about themselves to think they are great by coming on here to contribute to public warnings. You don’t really care about other people, but you want to show the world it’s about you again.
    Classic example is Seeta don’t value/respect her own husband why would she value strangers online?
    Adithya Das & crew were defeated in debates and rather than creating a platform to demonstrate their “right” knowledge that can be challenged they took this approach to malign Chiraan. Why? Is it because their ego was hit? Do you go around doing this to other people? There are plenty of sites out there where knowledge and teaching doesn’t coincide.

    You guys were full of issues before you approached Chiraan, so take long hard look at yourselves rather than blaming others. You asked for advice/help etc and you got it, if no longer believe then why don’t you move on? Why so much bitterness? Did Chiraan write your destiny? Isnt it common sense seeking help and abusing the person or selectively doing remedies or doing nothing will give negative delayed result or no result?

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  13. What the hell do you know about me or things that happened in my life to comment about me..

    When I stopped it, its good that you too stop..

    We didn't get help..Because of CHIRAAN the problems got more stronger and more problems started showing heads..

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  14. Classic example is Seeta don’t value/respect her own husband why would she value strangers online?

    You wouldn't know what happened to comment this. So its better you SHUT YOUR MOUTH and do your own work..

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  15. CHIRAAN didn't write our destiny. When he isn't sure of what is going to happen, BETTER HE SHOULD LEAVE THAT. He keeps bet and says his predictions are 100% true. IN MY CASE IT ISNT..MY DIVORCE IS ISSUED..Iam the classic example as you said..Now he is challenging me..HE IS NOT THE GOD to say what is going to happen in one's life..

    YES I ACCEPT THAT I WAS STICKING TO HIS STUPID PREDICTIONS FOR 4.5 YEARS..

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  16. why should I value or respect a person who treated me very badly since 20 days of my marriage..

    why should I value or respect a person who has made me to suffer in all ways for 5.5 years.

    I valued / respected / loved a bad person for 4 years even after all those harassments and need not prove to you people..

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  17. Knowing one part of my life what you have seen in asking queries, don't quote me as an example.

    STOP THIS RIGHT NOW..

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    1. How dare you come on here insulting Chiraan, you stop the nonsense and lies first and dont ever think you can boss us around just because you maybe professionally successful/independent or whatever.

      Why are you lying again and again? Also selectively answering questions and then to avoid some starting new posts? This is what some of the debators did.

      You have always been full of lies and problems.

      http://chiraan.com/tatva-sanshay-nivaran/comment-page-28/

      http://chiraan.com/free-astro-consultation/comment-page-267/

      http://chiraan.com/free-astro-consultation/comment-page-288/


      Anon said:
      February 8, 2011 at 23:07

      Dear Chiraanji,

      My husband is threatening that he would file cyber crime case against me and my family. What would happen? I took his call records from his account and there by came to know that he is having affair with that girl.

      Would I be into trouble? Please help…reply me pls.

      Number: 3

      Thanks!


      chiraan said:
      February 8, 2011 at 23:59

      YOuR sai will take care ! pray ardently him ! i cannot help

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    2. You have been hounding Chiraan yourself for years under different ID`s.

      As a women if you have anymore shame and dignity left you would stop your nonsense.

      Even some people who dont follow religion know bad karma brings instant downfall. Especially abusing a brahmin thats tried to help you.

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    3. You have been hounding Chiraan yourself for years under different ID`s.

      As a women if you have anymore shame and dignity left you would stop your nonsense.

      Even some people who dont follow religion know bad karma brings instant downfall. Especially abusing a brahmin thats tried to help you.

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    4. abey oh chiraani kutthon...mein aap sab ka khoon peejaaonga..kitne logaan ko chiraan aur chiraani ullo banaayenge? acha ek baat batao...vishakapatnam ka hospital jo chiraan khaas chiraani rogi logaan ke liye banane wala tha uska kya hua? hospital bana ki nahin? woh aap jaise kuthon ka hospital hai ki aap ke boss/sir/guruji/acharya jaise mental logaan ka hospital hai?

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    5. Yashaswi Kashyap.. ur going to die soon !

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    6. YOUR CHIRAAN IS NOT GOD..

      IF HE IS YOUR GOD, HAVE IT WITH YOU ALONE..AND DONT CURSE ME OR LET YOUR CHIRAAN NOT CURSE ME..GOD KNOWS WHAT TO DO TO ME..

      YOU NEED NOT BOTHER..

      YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED THAT YOU ARE BEHIND A BRAHMIN FOR EVERYTHING IN YOUR LIFE..DONT YOU HAVE ANYOTHER WORK..

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    7. I HAVE ALL ATHE DIGNITY AND YOU NEED MNOT TALK ABOUT SHAME AND DIGNITY..YOU MIND YOUR OWN ******* BUSINESS

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    8. Iam not trying to boss around, its your Chiraan trying to be the boss of this universe. And you are his ardent follower to help him achieve that.

      I need not lie about my own life..I need NOT PROVE YOU IDIOTIC people as already said..

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    9. Yashaswi/Seeta take it as you like, a curse or near future prediction it makes no difference on what you think.

      Chiraan has not claimed to be God and we don’t consider him God, hence we haven’t gone mad about wanting everything overnight without making efforts sincerely. Hence we haven’t become one of you on here. Advaita followers think anyone and every is God including themselves.

      I am not ashamed of Guru Seva, which is why I look at this site and react. I don’t go on site whether it’s bad or good about somebody I don’t follow or believe in. So what purpose do you have of visiting this site or anything about Chiraan? Height of hypocrisy writing under Anonymous to malign Chiraans character – Don’t you have anything better to do?

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    10. This is how guilty people react with self defense and pollute forums by swearing and hop from point to point. Seeta you are the biggest bullshiter of all times. You can lie to the world but not yourself and God.

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    11. Oh strange Seeta again despite being fortunate what unfortunate messy cycles you have created for yourself, in addition to a selfish egoistic liar you are already showing signs of blindness. We are seeing live impact of insulting astrology here, despite being able to see, you can’t see.
      There are quotes of your drama/ words. Clear evidence you keep begging Chiraan for help and remedies. Shifting the blame elsewhere with lies doesn’t make you look innocent and infact worse.

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    12. SEETA - anon said:
      March 21, 2011 at 08:20
      Guruji, I dont have words to praise you.
      I was suffering from sleepless nights. After your remedies and talisman that i’m wearing (that was given by my mom), I sleep for more than 8 hours these days.
      Please continue blessing me to have a good life with my husband soon.
      Thanks!
      http://chiraan.com/guest-page-discussion-room/comment-page-14/#comments

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  18. Abey yash mental hosp hi khola hai udhar sabse pehle terku hi bharti karenge roj shock treatment denge akal thikane aa jayegi.. marne se pehle akal thikane aana chahiye na nahi toh marne mein maja kidhar hai ?

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  19. abey teri maa ke laude chiraani haraamzaadon...mein yash nahi hoon..agar harami chiraan ko prasha sach mein aata hai..tho prashna lagake ke kehne ko bolo ki mein is duniya ke kis disha mein se bol raha hoon... bewakoof haraamzaadon...lagta hai aap sab ki maa baap sach mein aapke maa baap nahin hain.. warna yeh haraami tantrik ke pinjar mein kyon padte aap log

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    1. abey pille keshav.. tera photo dekkhe hi pata chal gaya tha tu tere baap ki aulaad nahi bolke ,, aur taang abhi theek nahi hui .. kyun doosri tudvane pe tula hai.. toilet jane toh hota hoga abhi kal woh bhi nahi hoga ... hahahaaha.. abey langde lulepehle apni lathi samhal phir aa dhamkane...

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  20. Some success stories from http://chiraan.com


    GurugaLe - I write this message to say that my ailing mother is alright today only because of Hari Vayu Gurugalu. You predicted in Nov 12 that her problem is severe but if with dedication we do ksheerabhisheka in Rayara mutt she will gradually recover. You had also advised on getting hvs purascharana homa done... Which we could not do... But post operative chemo sessions my mother was able to withstand only through Rayaru's grace. She underwent operation as well as chemo.... Now she is good.. As part of preventive care ayurvedic pathya is prescribed.... Only through your advice we went ahead and with the grace of hari vayu gurugalu my mother was able to come out clean...
    My mom survived cancer through your advice !

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  21. Some success stories from http://chiraan.com

    guruji I had lost hope on astrology after meeting many astrologers

    My mother was in stage 3 when detected with cancer , on her birthday 2012
    I believe in Madhwa shastra.. I believe in jyotishya today

    I am indebted to you , you revived my faith , I am crying
    Shubh ratri

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  22. Some success stories from http://chiraan.com

    Sir,

    Thanks a lot for your kind words.... Words cannot describe how much your words mean to me. Thanks for helping me out.

    Sir, I feel really blessed to have found your blog and received your blessings. Reading your blog has completely changed me. I have found solace so many times reading your blog and it has saved me many times. I am very very sure many others feel the same.Like you said earlier,, really Raghavendra Swamy himself is guiding through the blog....

    I will never forget your kind words and how it has given me purpose in life and how many times your blog has helped me.

    Please forgive me if any mistakes have crept in.

    Kindly bless me always and let the blessings of Rayaru,Prana Devaru and RamaChandra devaru be always with me.

    I will always pray for you and those who read your blog.

    Pranaams once again.

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  23. Some success stories from http://chiraan.com

    Guruji
    Charan Sparsh. I wanted to update you on something. I have been selected as part of 9 member assessment team as part of one of the important initiative in my company. It is very value adding to my career and all happened due to your guidance and Rayaru Kripa. Without his Kripa, I don’t think, I would have become part of final 9 member team from nowhere nor do I have that technical eligibility for my company to decide my case.
    Last year, in March 2013, core team of around 30, was formed to drive some initiative which finally results in certification to my company. Few people from this core team will participate in this certification process which is of great value in terms of adding value to CV etc., since I was at Onsite during March 2013, and also not directly connected to this initiative, I was not part of this initiative.
    Around October 2013, timeframe, I realized the importance of this certification and somehow I wanted to be part of it, which looked impossible considering the importance and the competition. Also 6 months’ work has already gone into initiative and I stood no chance of even getting into 30 team member.
    Still I put up my application to Rayaru and left it to him, saying you know the situation and you decide what needs to be done. From that day till now he literally program managed everything for me to ensure that I get what I wanted. Some of the things on how he managed are really amazing and literally I am wonder stuck.
    • First thing happened during October, was my division went into major crisis in the initiative area, where my and others’ help was sought to overcome the situation. This way I was allowed to enter the arena and ensured I got the correct visibility.
    •There were many occasions, where I was pulled in to discussion ensure I get the correct visibility on many aspects of the initiatives. In corporate world, getting right amount of visibility is more important that getting too much visibility or too less visibility which will become counterproductive. Throughout the journey I was given the right amount of visibility with right people.
    •When the nomination came for training came (Which is the one of the key requirements for to be part of final certification part and very expensive one), one of my friend came and told me about this. It was kept secret to ensure that Management will not get pressure to nominate each one of them, as only 15 seats available for the training. So from 30 it came down to 15.
    •Previous week, Rayaru had ensured that some good work from me to my Manager in some other area and he was very happy about it. So when I went with request, he immediately recommended my name on the spot.
    •Another point which went in my favor was, the person who was supposed to go for training from my division (Who was part of 30 team member team), had planned for US trip during that time, so he was out of race. Since ticket etc., was booked well in advance, he could not do anything.
    •So Training happened as per plan and I could complete it successfully. I was part of 10 team member, who were selected for Final training. Still there was a treat to my position in the final team, as the final team size for the assessment is only 7. Rest of the 3 team member will be in back and will be called only in case of there was a requirement. So from 30 it got reduced to 15 and from 15 to 10.
    •Even to be part of Final 7, I had challenges, as there were some positions fixed for some roles, and I was carrying the tag of late entry as rest of the team was from 30 team member core team.
    •Only 9 came out of 10 (1 got dropped) came for the final training (Last 2 days) and beauty is all 9 were selected as they did not wanted to drop anyone and Guruji, you know what made them to take this decision.
    Next 2 weeks I will be busy in this initiative (Certification) and am confident with Rayaru Kripa and your guidance I will successfully complete this also.

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    Some success stories from http://chiraan.com
    I have recently got a beautiful gift....rayaru blessed us by giving my younger brother in icici leadership program

    he today have got selection letter today..just come to know half an hour back...he was looking for such choice from last 3 yrs and i prayed to rayaru and he did. It is subject to medical test. your love and rayaru will take us ahead.

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  25. Success story of Kamal - Husband of https://www.facebook.com/#!/priti.karera/friends

    http://chiraan.com/guest-page-discussion-room/comment-page-9/#comments

    Dear Friends,

    My 3 year old daughter was suffering from abhichara which made her inactive. She slept all the time and when she would wakeup she would weep more often. Even when she came from school, she was so inactive as if some source had drenched her entire energy. Her eyes were raised upwards which was clear indication of abhichara.

    Shri Chiraanji advised me of a Shloka and a procedure that had Shri Raghavendra Swamyji’s blessings. 108 times mantra just once and my daughter returns home like as if she is just about to go to school. As active as never before. Smiles more often and not dull at all. She is back to her notorious ways. I am extremely grateful to Shri Chiraanji for advising me the Shloka. The best part was it took only one time recital of 108 times. It has been eventful period ever since I came in touch with Shri Chiraanji as the evils that used to corrupt my mind are giving up their fight against the devatas inside and piousness is creeping in more than ever. And this is just the start i believe.

    May Shri Rayaru always bless Shri Chiraan and the humble followers of this blog.

    Regards
    K

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      Respected Chiraanji,

      Things have started shaping up for good. :) Today i received a call from a company with whom I had appeared for an interview 15-20 days back. They reverted with positive with great salary, perks and grade. I was conveyed this verbally today afternoon.
      they have asked me to join by Wednesday 8th July.

      I had downloaded the Shri Vishnu Sahasranaama mp3 from internet yesterday and have been listening to it once a day. I am trying to understand and memorize but I think it will take some time. So for the moment I am ljust istening to it. I have also started having meals, fruits and milk as you instructed till I get the offer.

      IThank you so much sir for helping me out in this difficult situation. I sincerely wish the very best for you and pray god to give you the best in life that you desire.

      Shat Shat pranaam guruji

      Best Regards
      Kamal

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    2. KK - Kamal - My experience till I took Sahasranik in arms - (Named by Chiraan too)

      My wife used to pray Lord Shiva for son. Earlier two pregnancies she used to offer abhisheka daily to linga in shiva temple. But yet no result. Approach was faulty that was corrected by Acharya on my continuous process of improvement over a period of time. So now she was doing rudra dwadash naam since long and praying to photo with shastric approach as per taratamya. i.e. Rudra antargata prana antargata Shri LaxmiNarasimha after praying Shri LAxmiVishnu and hanumanji.

      Next was I requested acharya for Shri Narasimha yantra and i pray to it daily.

      Soon things started changing and Rudra devata started guiding my manas towards putra prapti. We had actually given up before that, no 3rd. Then I approached Shri ChiraanAcharya. He said yes you will get a son and got elaborate Shri LaxmiNarasimha japas done for me. The japas which would take around a month were done quickly for my convenience in 8-10 days. Next was good news confirmed by doc that preeti was carrying.

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    3. Our austerities increased..

      Next some changes happened in activity and I donated Narasimha Saligrama to a Rudra devotee brahmina. The brahmanas life changed too. Immediately they took off to a 4 day long ritual of abhisheka to Shri Narasimha Saligrama near dwarka. Many wonderful experiences were noted during the 4 day ritual. He came back and called me to donate the punya accumulated since I had done the daana. The sankalpa was again given for putra prapti. A bal gopal saligram was also donated. He would always pray for me to get a son and would repeatedly include this sankalpa in every dana.

      Here going forward Chiraan sir introduced us to many good stotras for prasavedana and full pregnancy period of 9 months. So preeti started doing GoSavitri and Moksha vimshak also when these were told to us. She did this entire pregnancy period without break. This was apart from her routine stotras from Lord - Rayaru in full taratamya.

      During pregnancy many magics unfolded. first was, We got to take blessings of Shri Vishweshwar Teertha swamyji. next, At one time doctor said due to age factor we have to do some diff tests also. I was not in favour so we ignored.. But doc persisted and we got done.. nothing came out of tests. Next the babys head was up when delivery was nearing, so doc gave a 20 min excercise for preeti to do everyday, which she could not do for more than 2 mins on first day. She said i cannot. I said no worries just pray lord while taking saligrama teertha. And lo.. next day the baby's head came down. AFter that it never went up.. So doc thought ok the excercises must have been done.. we didnt tell anything about this.. So far so good..

      For quite some time we were sent back every week that delivery time is not yet come, where as we were told that the weight of baby was increasing so we must get early, but on coming early we were going back and this happened on 3 checkups lasting every week.

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    4. But the actual miracles unfolded on delivery day. We came to doctor early morning at 7 and she got induced labor. Till 12 she had some pain but no sign of delivery yet. The doc said now we have to start the drip after giving this injection. She got a bit of pain on injection and she said i dont want drip. do c section [ i was worried because her chart had malefic aspects on this delivery and operation was sure but i was totally working towards remedies to get rid of that situation] . Doc said no, there is no need. we will go normal. she went and started preparing for drip.. I caught hold of her hand while she was in bit of pain and started chanting ashtavimshati manas and prayed lord that she must not suffer more. after few minutes the bag burst. And within minutes she was in delivery room. She was only on milk and moraiya as it was ekadashi. Even on delivery day she had fasted and was now in delivery room with almost nothing in her body. Yet within 30 minutes she was done. The doc asked her in delivery room have you eaten something.. she said no.. ekadashi fast today.. Doctor said to her karera saab karera saab.. in amazement..

      Next day she got discharged in healthy normal condition with the baby. Rudra devaru had fulfilled her wish after guiding her to madhwa shastra. :)

      Sorry for long.. but this is to emphasize many things.. 1) Importance of madhwa shastra and taratamya 2) Ladies should not do linga abhisheka 3) Never give up ekadashi no matter what 4) Saligrama teertha when partaken with correct anusandhana does wonders 5) There should be one favourite stotra for everyone like Sir has Venkatesh stotra.. I get a lot of achievements by reciting Vishnu Ashtavimshati. it comes in much handy to me when i cannot remember stotra appropriate for situation 6) Saligrama daana has not substitute in terms of earning punya 7) Vrata niyamas should be undertaken to get best results.

      Last but not the least trust acharya to the core... he will surely help you cross over the difficulties. I believe he has special Rayaru avesha...

      Krishnarpana

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    5. Kamal: "i have taken for vitamin b12 sir had given remedy. it worked magic. in 20 days levels came back to normal"

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    6. Kamal : My recovery i have written so many times. But yet everday i like to find new ways to thank rayaru as present in ChiraanSir. Because not only me myself but everyone around me is awestruck that how this person can change so much. fulltoo paapi i was. Difference between right and wrong was superficial. It is only by Rayaru’s grace, started following satshastra discourses on blog and madhava parampara to get out of negative and self immolative (subconciously) mindset. Unless we know SATYA , DHARMA cannot be followed. To know SATYA we need RAYARU.. why RAYARU and not others sir has already mentioned umpteen times. We cannot afford to go through fall/rise, fall/rise cycle again and again. Only RAYARU imparts flawless and faultless knowledge of SATSHASTRAS. So this fall/rise cycle reduces to the minimal and path to VISHNU PREETI is cleared of all obstacles. Oh Great Rayare, We bow to thee.

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  26. 17 December 11:50
    Sunaina Yadav
    Sunaina Yadav - 4 dec -------Dec 17, 2012
    i had taken my training only for 1 year this thing is giving me fear..... before your blog i didn't think like that... but now i want a job but i don't want to lie .... although i have learnt many thing in this 1 year period but still my inner voice is saying now these days you hv nt taken your proper training.... guruji please give me some solution..... me kuch bhi repeat to nai kar sakti but me janti hun aap muje ek sahi rasta dikhayenge.... jise mera man ka bojh halka hojayega....guruji i am willing to work but i don't want to lie ..... kya karun esa jise job ushi field me lage jo aata he or jo nai aata use me sikh sakun.... taki employer ko bhi koi problem na ho mujse or muje bhi galti sudharne ka mauka mi jaye..... please reaply kijiyega
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    Today

    Sunaina Yadav
    Pranam Guruji... rayaru swami ne ek or bari request sunli.... i got job... a CA firm itself called me... nothing expected beyond my knowledge...and starting salary 20K... i didn't hv to lie there. i got what i want guruji.... thanks to shri hari vayu rayaru and of course you.... sadar charansaparsh

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    1. Sunaina Yadav 17 December 11:22
      Pranam Guruji

      :) i am going to share one more good news.

      i was upset due to my unemployment ... i have tried many places... when i felt frustrated... i just went to mutt and left trying .... on last Thursday i got a call...a firm offered me a job that i wanted.... today firm call me for interview..... i got up before sunrise... and did pooja of Shri Naryana & Laxmi ji dwadash nama.... went for the interview.... prabhu ki kripa hui.

      I got the job..... i am joining from 1 January.

      after getting the job the first thing i did... i went to mutt at 2.00pm to thanks shri narsimha & rayaru swami.... door was locked... i feel said ... i thought i couldn't be able to get the Darshna ... then there was 2 south indian people talking to each other i inquired from them. They said door will be opened at 4.30... :(

      i said to that person would you please offer my dakshna to mutt whenever it will be open.... he accepted.... i was about to leave... i said to him i didn't get the darshna today...

      then Rayaru shower his blessing.... he said something to other person... the other person went the other side... and i got the entrance from the other side to have the Darshna.

      feeling so much happy.... :)

      Shri Hari Vayu Rayaru Guruve namah

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    2. CA Sunaina 8 August 2012 10:24
      Pranam Guruji

      Guruji Shri Hari Vayu Rayaru OR aapki kripa se meri ek bohot hi badi samsya hal ho gai he. guruji jesa ki mene aap ko mail me likha tha jis wajah se me itni pareshan thi or jis ke liye aap ne kaha tha ke "I WILL SAVE YOU " YES guruji you actually saved me. mene 3 din ki aradhna me 3 wish mangi thi sri Raghavendra Swami se aj 3 din bite he or meri pehli wish puri hogai he. guruji mere pass sach me shabd he hi nai me aapko dhanyawad keh sakun. guruji bas me tucch si ladki bus shri hari vayu rayaru or aap ke charno me koti koti pranam karti hun. bus itni hi kripa kijiyega ke muje hamesh aapni sharan me rakhiyega muje buraiyon se bachaiyega. mera janam safal hua jo muje si tucch ladki ko aap jese guru mele. jarur hi mene kuch to aacha kiya he koi to punya he mere hisseme jo aap mil gaye guruji.

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    3. Sunaina aka Krishnageeta Chiraani @ 2013-05-12 Pranam Gurujifrom my childhood i feel i am bold on various occasions in my life on which any other girl might cry…. but still i have noticed that after coming in the contact of Shri Chiraan Chidambar Guruji …. i have stafted believing in Narsimha Roop of Shri Hari and these days whenever i feel a little bit pressurized by any other person who is not a satvik not a brahmin not a Hari bhakta i recite in Manas Shri Narsimha Stuti, which shuchi didi has given to me( lat lata lat lata)… i am telling you that stuti always boost my confidence, some time even my voice and some time my anger also.

      whenever i recite it i never fail in my act i always win the situation.

      that stuti is so powerful.

      but my question is that can i daily recite it…. or whenever the situation calls ?

      that stuti works for me iska ye matlab to nai ke me fayda uthaun har bar ya fir me far bar fayda utha sakti hun or har bar shri hari ko yad kar sakti hun muje bachane ke liye….. kyon ki bhagwan koi friend ya relative to he nai jo bolenge ke har bar roti hui aajati he mere darwaje kitni bar help karun…… wo to bhagwan he yadi me har bar sache dil se madda mangungi to har bar hi milegi

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  27. 25 January 06:55

    Namo Narayana Guruji.
    Sashtaang pranaam
    Guruji antargat Rayaru antargat Badri Narayan has truly done wonders for me... I was afflicted with putra dosh. But Guruji ur remedies have really worked for me.. Kasturi is now expecting.. Nd she is 4 months pregnant. She daily does mokshavimshak stotra after her sandhya. Guruji can u plz suggest something more that we both need ( stotras, etc ) . Earlier she used to keep nirjala ekadshi vrat.

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    1. Dhruva Khera 25 January 09:20 2013
      strange thing is when kasturi came for pooja one morning in pooja room i was just meditating on lord narayana and i said just pay a visit to badri vishal and she was wondering at me and i said what happened u look as if something happened she said acharya said same thing in mail to me yesterday so we must go so lord indications always match(via guru or elder brother).

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  28. Kunal Bhardwaj - 13 December 2012

    SHRI HANUMATE NAMAHA

    Pranams Acharya,

    Since my first visit to the BLOG thru chota circuit.... I ALSO have quit a LOT of addictions. Slowly slowly i quit all.... (there were many)

    Smoking i remember i QUIT on 7 feb 2012... It was POORNIMA and i took a vow that from now onwards i would never smoke. Its 13 dec 2012 today.... I never got a urge to SMOKE again...

    ALL ADDICTIONS FREE body NOW... Because of Shri Chiraan s guidance and SHri RAYARU s KRUPA......

    SHRI HANUMATE NAMAHA

    Regards
    Kunal Bhardwaj

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  29. 19 February 2013
    Sir - thank you very much for the Ayurvedic medicines. As I had mentioned earlier, starting with the middle of my Sade Sati I broke my left thumb nail. In last part of Sade sati, in an accident I hurt my right index finger - and the same thing happened there. Both digits were sore, ugly ( had to hide them from people) and useless because the nails would only cover 5% of the surface. I have been operating with 8 fingers for the last 2 years and 9 fingers for a year before that. I was in constant pain, I was clumsy (second somthing touched nail pain woukd shoot) and lost respect of everyone around me for being a bumbling idiot unable to do basic tasks.

    Doctors couldn't figure out what it was and came up with an exotic prognosis - psoriasis of the hallipeau that I will have life long...

    In December I developed a painful wart on my left thumb in addition (one if the infected digits) - also been struggling with forgetfulness. You suggested punarnavarishta and Brahmi Ghrut - ordered it online from allayurveda.com but was worried that customs would seize - but with Rayaru's grace they came through. Been having it regularly as you said with anusandhana of Rayaru Antargata Vayu Antargata Lakshmi dhanvantari Preeti..

    The wart on the thumb dried up last week and pain ceased. On Madhva Navami it fell off. The nail on the thumb that had been half length of other one is now only 10% smaller. The thumb is not twice as thick as other thumb, though the nail is thicker. Pain is gone.

    Right index finger is even more dramatic - nail is fully grown, normal thickness (though uneven) in a VERY short time (<2 months) and normal function. I don't need to hide hands anymore.

    I recently received Madhyahnika upadesha and have been doing it regularly - I can't discount it's role..

    My fingers are pratyaksha of the effectiveness of Ayurveda, Rayaru's grace (he sent you), your mercy and japa.

    My deepest gratitude.

    Sri Raghavendra Guruvantargata Bhagavan Madhvaantargata Sri Lakshmi DhanvantariH preeyatAm

    Sri Krishnaarpanamastu

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  30. haraami aulaad aur haraami chiraan. rayar kripa se sab hota hai...daitya namak chiraan se nahin, randi ka beta hai chiraan..randi ka beta

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    1. QUOTE FROM ORIGINAL BLOG - Great so Rayaru is being praised :)

      chiraan said: February 21, 2012 at 16:35 This blog is run by RAYARU not me … so his instructions are paramount and nothing else matters ..When he instructs to do something it must e carried out without a second thought .. what I have written is just as directed to me …without prejudice … so solutions and resolutions all are of RAYARU ..

      Can you be mature without bad language and now prove with clean evidence Chiraan is not a Rayaru devotee and not acting according to instructions?

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    2. No-one is forced to consult Chiraan or follow his blog or anything about him. It is beyond me why anyone would be even interested in reading anything about someone they dont believe.

      If you are filled with so much hate and anger why are you still reading anything about Chiraan?

      Nobody was kicked out of the groups/blog in the first place. When people couldnt get what they want or answer in debates they left/ran away themselves.

      Why didnt you stay to confront and prove your point then?

      If you are not afraid of anything why dont you write on his real blog?

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    3. Or they blocked and removed Chiraan themselves because they didnt have any answers.

      All those making a big deal - Why should you care about his real identity? He has revealed enough about him, but not enough for people to go and turn up at his door step.
      When you approached him for a free service did you ask yourself that question? He shouldnt have to be obliged to selfish haters for coming to him for a free service.

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  31. 2012 - shuchismita Shukla
    शुचिस्मिता शुक्ला : Guru ho to Rayaru jaisa nirmal, vishaal hrudaya...try this in ekanta try to have a conversation with him as if you are talking to a person who is sitting next to you. And I can guarantee it that you shall know in moments that you have been heard. This is my personal experience.
    चिस्मिता शुक्ला : Some two weeks ago, I was facing a conflict in which I was not sure if I will come out as a winner. So I talked with Rayaru as I do and requested him to give me an indication of the outcome. That very afternoon - I received these items in the mail sent by our very own Raghavendra KG - moola vrundavana mrittika, 2 yantras- sarva siddhi yantra, and another yantra from panchmukhi hanuman temple and parimala prasad- all directly from mantralayam. what can I say about getting an indication from Rayaru anymore.
    शुचिस्मिता शुक्ला : And two pictures also one of panchmukhi hanuman and another of Rayaru!
    शुचिस्मिता शुक्ला : That a fellow madhwas was at Rayaru's home and while there he remembered me and brought back to me these invaluable things, which i receive the same day as i requested Rayaru....no words
    शुचिस्मिता शुक्ला : Arundhati is also the star which after the wedding the husband shows to his wife as Vashishtha and Arundhati were the ideal couple this ensures a happy married life. So by giving this name Sir has given a blessing to me.

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    1. शुचिस्मिता शुक्ला : add one more experience from my side- my father is not keeping great health. He lost his appetite and seemed as if he also lost his desire to live. My mother became perpetually worried. I wrote to Guruji but as we all know how busy he had been lately so I didn't know what to tell my mother to bring her mind to rest but something needed to be told. So with a lot of faith I told my mother to do abhimamtrana of a cup of water everyday with 'Sri Raghavendrayay Namah' 108 times with an anusandhana that he is recovering and is healthy. Asked him to drink that nectar in one go as if it was a medicine. Believe it or not in a day my father had a little of his diet back. It has been 15 days since then and he is walking eating and sounds a little more perky than the previous day. What did I know? I was merely using my guruji's vachana and experience it was Rayru who helps his bhaktas and keeps their word for them. These real-life experiences of simple remedies done with utmost faith and one's guru's affection through which Hari shows us His wonders.

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    2. Soni...ulloo mat ban. chiraan se panga leke dekho..sabke saamne tera bhi utaarega aur bolega ki tu pichle janam mein ek randi thi...kasam se..ek baar haraamzaada se ek debate ya argument kar ke dekh uske khilaaf aur dekho tumhari "character assasination" kaise rahegi. sach mein ek randi ka beta hi chiraan jaisa rakshas ban sakta hai.

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    3. rayaru ka naam leke ek rakshas aap sabko ullo bana raha hai....rayar bhakti chiraan pe ek nakaab hai..woh hinjda hai hinjda..uska patloon kaise geela karna hai..iska vyuh rachan kahi ho raha hai

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    4. Shuchi - शुचिस्मिता शुक्ला :ham kuch bolega to tum bologi ki bolti hai but here is my thought. God gives signs to us in form of nimittas so that we can rectify and diminish the effects if not mitigate them completely. I will share a personal experience with you: two days ago I found a dead lizard near my office chair. To dispose it from there I had to do some touching...although I only used some paper napkins etc. Asked Dhruva bhai he posted it on the group that this may mean death or death like situation to a family member. I listened to Dhanvantri Stotra with an anusandhana to keep my family members healthy. Here is the biting part- my sister who is a heart patient experienced a stroke this afternoon (India time) and she is alive only because my mother was there with her or else...God forbid! If listening to a strota was so effective that it mitigated the worse to something of lesser degree can you imagine if you do it everyday with the same anusandhana what wonders can happen. Anyway, that was a big sign for me and I have taken a sankalpa to get Dhanvantri homa done for her as soon as I get sir's signal. So, do utilize the wonderful teachings of sir in day to day life and you will be less and less udpidit by these evil nimittas and soon wonderful and auspicious signs will start surrounding you.

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    5. Shuchi - शुचिस्मिता शुक्ला :our Guruji is pratapi his words if followed give wondrous results. I am thankful to Hari for giving me a reason in life to explore a path to find peace and solutions and I was led to him.

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    6. Shuchi/शुचिस्मिता शुक्ला : on this note I will tell you something about Rayaru: for about a week/10 days I have been suffering from some internal issues (complicated by parents’ ill-health) due to which severe headaches and body aches were troubling me. I wasn’t sleeping or eating well…so I decided that only Rayaru can extract the negativity out. Three days ago I did 108 Sri Raghavendraay namah to abhimantrita a glass of water and drank it…on the second day I was well-aware the cause of my negative thoughts I got a dream specifying and confirming that source. Recovery is near now! That is Rayaru sarvabhaum he is so kind and he helps immediately moreover he doesn’t have to give us pain to make us devoted to him he does it oh so kindly and softly. Thus, only those who have the yogyata can stick to him completely. No doubt about that

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    7. Shuchi/शुचिस्मिता शुक्ला : Guruji, yesterday I was driving on a similar road that I used to take to a psychologist who I consulted a few years ago to get over depression. And I thought to myself how stupid was I when all along Hanuman ji was all I had needed I wasted all those paid time from work, fees, and more importantly time. A sigh just escaped my mouth and smiled to myself. kisi ne dekha hoga to pagal samjha hoga…lekin Hanuman ji naiyya paar laga hi dete hain woh bhi jab Rayaru ne ungli pakad rakhi ho…All thanks to you Guruji!

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    8. People with ego have heavy twitch on the nose those who are shamelessly egistic nostrils look inflated. Try to relax the nose tip while talking to any person

      Shuchi Shukla : I have HUGE ego…which has made me a person so little in existence. Higher the ego smaller the person.Thanks sir!

      Shuchi Shukla : Sir,You said that we can reduce our egos as per our capabilities…this scares me, for I have very limited capability and immense anger, which is the ultimate fuel for high ego. What to do?

      Shuchi Shukla : Some would say that this is a severe measure…background: I am a wordsmith when it comes to sarcastic words and the root cause is high ego…so the day I am very harsh to somebody, I skip the next meal of the day. if i was very creative right in the morning before breakfast- No breakfast. I don’t know if I am wrong or right but I am a serious offender at times so punishing myself seems like the only good option

      Shuchi Shukla : hahaha…i am shameless but sir ji your reply makes me blush with shame thanks

      Shuchi Shukla : now, I know, there is a chance i may get fixed hahahaha

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  32. Soni...ulloo mat ban. chiraan se panga leke dekho..sabke saamne tera bhi utaarega aur bolega ki tu pichle janam mein ek randi thi...kasam se..ek baar haraamzaada se ek debate ya argument kar ke dekh uske khilaaf aur dekho tumhari "character assasination" kaise rahegi. sach mein ek randi ka beta hi chiraan jaisa rakshas ban sakta hai.

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  33. AT THE BEGINING SIR I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU A MILLION TIME FOR SUGGESTING REMEDY FOR RECOVERING MONEY PAID FOR LAND.YOU SUGGESTED TO RECITE GARUD NAAMA AND IT WORKED LIKE A MAGIC BAND
    IN FEW DAYS I HAD GOOD CUSTOMERS LINED UP. IN COUPLE OF DAYS I WILL BE TAKING TOKEN. PRAY THAT THINGS GO SMOOTHLY FOR EVERYONE.

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  34. =============================================================================================================================================
    Some success stories from http://chiraan.com

    Pranaam Guruji and all lord Rayaru sevaks,
    Chranspasht!!!yet another 100 % prediction which have come true for me which was predicted this year early in january..i had lost all the hopes regarding my life but it was guruji who had always been there encouraging me and giving right advices and when everything was in dark guruji never left me and never changed his words…and he had told i will get happiness this year and yes i have received it..i cant mention it on this forum coz its private..i have personaly mentioned this to guruji..thanks a ton guruji..i m blesses to have you as my guru in life..and all those shishyas of yours are lucky to have you…thank uu ssoooooo muccchhh guruji….
    Shree krishnarpanamastu

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  35. =============================================================================================================================================
    Some success stories from http://chiraan.com

    I have been introduce to Madhva bhakti Dhaara by one of blog member and my best friend.
    From the time I have start praying Raghvendra ji my life has been changed like anything.
    His blessing has made my world wonderful.Since last one year my husband was working in
    different city but now he has joined new company here and we all staying happily.
    My business going smooth and all around colour full vibration.
    Apart from outer world – My Maan ( Heart ) and Mind is very calm and full of positive waves.
    If I say Million thanks to you is not enough at all.
    Please accept My & my Family’s Shat Shat Naman in your pujay Charna as u guided us in
    to beautiful Bhakti Margh.

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  36. and you looser..this is not Soni here.. This shows how an uneducated looser you are... Consider myself as the person who indicates the arrival of tough times for you

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    1. agar tum soni nahin ho..to tum neela kutthi ho..wohi parul dabas jo apni pati ko chod ke doosre mard ke saath lafda chalati ho..soch raha hoon tumhare pati ko kaise is blog tak laa sakoon thaake usko pata chale ki kis randi ke saath uska shaadi hua hai...

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    2. Why are you swearing in response to positive real life stories/miracles people have written themselves?
      Did every single people hear of Rayaru worship before themselves?
      How can it be Neela? She joined the FB forum later, how would she have these posts?
      We were kicked out/removed by Shuchi and crew from the previous group she used to boss around in....

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    3. neela kuththi..tum zaroor neela hi ho. tumhari dasthakat saaf saaf dikh raha hai. mein tera pati ka pata lagaake usko tumhare har ek naajaayaz kaam ko khol ke rakhoonga..dekhta hoon kaun tumhe bacha sakta hai. tum jaisi aurat jo doosre mardon ke saat naajayaz rishta rakhte ho...tumhe to dukh pe dukh milega..aur tumhare posts se yeh saaf maalum pad raha hai. sun lo ek baat...tum jaisi girihui aurat ko rayaru kab bhi madat nahi karenge jitna bhi tum apna surname badal lo.

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    4. Wrong with the self assumptions its not Neela. Why is Neela even a enemy, according to all she is harmless who cant do anything to do anybody right.

      You havent explained what is wrong in posting real life stories fed back by people themselves in the past and why have you got a problem with it?

      Its become a habit for some people to lose punya on Ekadashi by swearing, threatening, cursing full of bitterness and hate.

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  37. =============================================================================================================================================
    Some success stories from http://chiraan.com

    Miracles… People raise their eyebrows in surprise when they hear or read about miracles in real life. All of us in some point or the other in our life always long for miracles to happen. The one I am going to share with you is a miracle in the form of answered prayers. I have always considered myself to be lucky and special and was under the impression that whatever I genuinely ask for I will get it. Somehow something was blocking me … perhaps anxiety…I was reflecting my anxiety in the form of queries and kept on posting queries to Chiraanji… He guided me to write Rayaru ratnavali stotra 500 times. And I thought I had to write rayaru mantra 500 times and started with that.. I posted my query again.. only to realize that there was Ratnavalli page… nd started on a Thursday… was listening to rayaru songs … praying and typing 500 times the shloka…In response to my query to Chiraanji, he suggested me to study… I was kind of disappointed because all that I wanted was to work…I couldn’t believe my eyes one of the companies to which I had sent my resume had contacted me after 30 days and said that I have been selected and had sent me a contract too. This Thursday i.e. 21 june 2012… Rayaru blessed me with a Job..I feel so happy nd blessed …Thanks to Chiraanji ..:) for guiding me ..

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  38. =============================================================================================================================================
    Some success stories from http://chiraan.com

    Respected Guruji and all the others,
    I too feel blessed that destiny directed me to this site of Guruji…Ever since I started typing the sloka on the ratnavali page and also having started the parihaaram/remedy as advised by Guruji, I feel some great sense of peace within myself….I am indeed grateful that some ‘power’ has led me to these pages, the grace of Swami Raghavendra and the grace of our Guruji…
    Thank you again…

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    1. when chiraan, his fraud and his money laundering gets exposed...shockers will greet all of you. Someone has already filed a complaint on chiraan and some of the bank accounts and telephone numbers associated with the accounts are already with the police. His real FB profile is also under police surveillance. At the right time...at 3:30 AM one fine morning, the CBI shall apprehend chiraan in his bangalore residence and that very morning TV channels will show chiraan with his fucking face bloody down in shame for all that maligning he had brought about for vaishnav community. For your information, chiraan is not in pune as he claims...he is right in the heart of bangalore at the moment.

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    2. yash... u must stop day dreaming..i know ur sick but atleast dont show that to the world.. no one is interested in hallucinations of a mentally unsound creature like u.. !!

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    3. father fucking bitch..i am not yash..if your guruji knows even an iota of prashna..ask him to cast the chart and tell him from which city in the world i am posting this.

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    4. Oh is this a threat or prediction?

      Correction shockers have already greeted you hence you keep stalking everything about Chiraan. Nothing in this world can be fully FREE and OVERNIGHT each time you request at your own will.
      When a remedy was prescribed people could have used someone else to get it done, it was not compulsory to use Chiraan and his side.

      Rich comming from actual looter`s out there on the loose.

      Its seems Non Dwijas are trying to turn d Dwija`s, but unfortunately can only be so by name.

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  39. father fucking bitch..i am not yash..if your guruji knows even an iota of prashna..ask him to cast the chart and tell him from which city in the world i am posting this.

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  40. sanjeeva... tera time aa gaya hai karle jitna awaz karna hai.. bakra jab halal honewala hota hai tabhi aise hi cheekta hai...

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  41. suchi..
    budhiya terko mujhe jhatko se hi hosh mein lana hai...kya baat hai aaj kal fits bahut zyada ane lage hai ? neela ki chinta chhod tera pati bahut susheel ho gaya hai kya jo dusre ladkiyon ki chinta shuru ho gayi terku.. ? aur neela pati ko batana baadme pehle mein tere pati ko teri harkate suna du... dekhta hu phir tujhe woh belt se marta ya jaan se.. ? hahahaha

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  42. abey kele.. tujh jaisi faltu chizo pe prasna nahi dalte.. tera baap lagta terko kisi kothe mein hi paida kiya isliye bahut f**** karra.. chiraan ki chinta chhod pehle apne baap se puch teri maa kaun hai.. phir type nahi kar payega ungliya patlun jo pakdegi...

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    1. teri maa ki laude...roz tumhari maaki choot choosne ki aadat ab tak nahin gayi?

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  43. lagta hai rs ke saath tere ade tede sambandh ho gaye.. brokeback yashaswi.. isliye tere se uss pakhandi ka dukh sehen nahi hora,..suchi ka pati chhod gaya usko toh woh bhi ghus gayi ..teen tigada kaam bigada..hahaha !

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    1. chalo...tumhare maa ki choot choosne ka waqt ho gaya hai..aur mein kaun hoon yeh tum dhoondte reh jaoge..haram zyaada maa ki choot choosne wala ...yeh choosna bhi chiraan ne sikhaya kya?

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    2. thik hai tu maze se bakwas karte rehna yehi sochke ki hum terku jante nahi.. terku dhoond bhi liya hai aur peeche log bhi lag gaye ,, kab game bajenga yeh sirf kuch waqt me pata chaljayega... sabra kar tera kabra banne ka...

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    3. behn ke laude saale...aapki aukaad nahin ki mere saaya tak choone ki...game tho tera guruji ka bajne wala hai. kehde tumhare guruji ko ki uska maut STD (sexually transmitted disease) se hai...haraami maa ki choot choosne wale kutthon

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    4. std toh teri maa ko hua tha jab terku paida kiya.. bachpan mein jab kata tha tab chillaya tha ki nai.. abhi pura kat denge kutte ki maut marega... apni jaat mat dikha..teri nautanki dekh ke terku mein paisa nahi denewala ..hahaha ...jake kisi gud dance bar mein apne shauk pure kar..

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  44. behn ke laude saale...aapki aukaad nahin ki mere saaya tak choone ki...game tho tera guruji ka bajne wala hai. kehde tumhare guruji ko ki uska maut STD (sexually transmitted disease) se hai...haraami maa ki choot choosne wale kutthon

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  45. Reply/feedback to Chiraan`s guide Sadhana as guided by mail, forums etc

    मोहन सुस्वरम : My sadhana has increased by at least 50 percent. I spend these days more on sadhana than I was a year ago. I have started reciting more Vedic suktAs these days and that too very religiously. An interesting thing I have observed that I remarked to my father in law just a few hours ago is that…I could see that many people in my office (non acquaintances) started giving me a look whenever I pass across. Initially I thought it was due to my urdhvapundra. But then when it is very faint too they still look. I thought something is really wrong. Then somebody told me that there’s some extra tejas on my face and it is more pronounced these days. Since I do not apply any facial products, there can be no reason for that extra tejas except for my extra sadhana.

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  46. I received this email today: May 2013 - Indastro

    Dear MOHAN,

    2013 is a unique year since your birth chart will see a rare .cluster. of 5 planets twice this year. The first of such two clusters was seen between 11th April & 5th May 2013. This was in opposition with Saturn & Rahu (the Dragon’s head) while being in conjunction with Ketu (the Dragon’s tail), leading to a very stressful and charged up period. You might have encountered periods of anger, short temperedness and a period of negative energy.

    But the upcoming 5 planet combination which comes into effect between 15th May & 31st May is a benevolent combination of planets involving Jupiter & Venus, besides the Sun, Mercury & Mars. This cluster of 5 planets works as a special money generating combination (Dhana Yoga) and even confers powers (Raja Yoga) for a limited period. Such combination of Maha Yogas, though short lived, brings in concentrated energy to trigger off a powerful time for you, which may have a special effect in the coming one year.

    मोहन सुस्वरम : Yes..Indastro. I would want to ask Chiraan Chidambar acharya whether this info is accurate and what best to do during this period.

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    1. Your "periods of anger, short temperedness and a period of negative energy" have been evident

      Take a deep breath, calm down and stop swearing.

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    2. haraami ke aulaad..mera saaya tak choo nahi paoge...naam to door ki baat hinjdon...prashna lagane ke bolne ko kaho ki mein kahan se yeh likh raha hoon...

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    3. If you have no relation to any of this why do you keep swearing & getting worked up on what people have posted themselves in the past? what is it doing to you? and how are you or should be concerned?

      Calm down, its ok, we do understand kali influence makes people behave like this.

      Writing under Anonymous with guts, daring and challending why are you afraid of giving you`re real name/identity?

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    4. bahut prasna prasna karta hai.. tera prasna nikalte pata chal gaya ki tu tere baap ki aulad nahi..aur koi detail chahiye kya..? toh apni maa se puch..idhar kyu apna time kharab karra hai.. abey picchade mein itni mirchi lagi hai toh kuch karke dikha taki terku thoda bhav toh du mein.. sirf gali ke kutte ki tarah bhok kya raha hai ? tera saay aterku bhi ghasitke leke jayenge.. bahut zuba ko nachara na kaat denge usko saath mein nichu ka bhi katenge...phir gali mein toh kya kothe se bhi hakaal denge...

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    5. Swearing and Pain Relief - Can Swearing Really Ease the Hurt?

      Addicted to Swearing?

      What about cursing? Does one need more and more to get relief?

      How do we choose what word to use and when? We make choices about which word to use depending upon the company we’re in, and what our relationship is to that company, as well as the social setting.

      Swearing is seen to cause harassment

      This is great rather - Spend valuable time doing something useful.

      http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Swearing

      http://www.openbible.info/topics/swearing_and_cursing

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    6. http://carm.org/cursing

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    7. Shuchi.. you really are loosing bigtime for this... look at what was written in the blog..
      dont you think, its better off to be with this than your current situation ?

      http://goo.gl/VhDhCm

      now .. whats your reply ?

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    8. Shuchi.. you really are loosing bigtime for this... look at what was written in the blog..
      dont you think, its better off to be with this than your current situation ?

      http://goo.gl/VhDhCm

      now .. whats your reply ?

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    9. abey kuththon...jo bhi tum likh rahe ho ..ussey mere nahin..mere kareeb dost ke sambandh hai..jisne tumhare harami guru ki baat sun ne ke kaaran zindagi barbaad kar baitha hai. bahut din se tumhare guruji aur uske kaarnaamon ko dekh raha hoon...saaman lapt ke jagah khali karne ko bolo apni dhongi guru se..uska waqt ho gaya hai

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    10. Shuchi/Kamal/Yash .. What do you get by posting all this incorrect info.. why are you hell bent on accumulating so much paapa ? Just pray to below so that you dont suffer much for this kind of
      behaviour :-( some people just learn the harsh way

      http://goo.gl/YMCCCm

      [img]http://goo.gl/YMCCCm[/img]

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    11. Shuchi/Kamal/Yash .. What do you get by posting all this incorrect info.. why are you hell bent on accumulating so much paapa ? Just pray to below so that you dont suffer much for this kind of
      behaviour :-( some people just learn the harsh way

      http://goo.gl/YMCCCm

      [img]http://goo.gl/YMCCCm[/img]

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    12. shuchi/kamal/yash/mohan/kk/kd/sp/vs..jo naam pata hai kehte jao hinjdon...mein inme se nahin hoon. arey kutthon isiliye to kaha tha ki tumhare paapi guru ko prashna lagane ke liye.

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  47. Mohan Suswaram - 5 September 2012
    Hello Gurukulites
    I am overwhelmed by all your wishes…it's indeed very inspiring to see most of you wishing invoking Hari, Vayu and Raghavendra gurugalu. What more can I expect on this day??? Acharya, for this year, had predicted for me that my wealth will increase significantly. As Acharya would have predicted that for me there's no mightier wealth than acquiring the knowledge of the sarvamUla…that's my life's only ambition. So I have made a sankalpa to do more of jignAsa and adhyayana of the sarvamUla, tIkas etc with the blessings of Hari, Vayu, Guru Rayaru, Sri Chiraan and all other well wishers here. From now onwards I will post more and more jignAsa related queries, for which I believe only Sri Chiraan Acharya can give apt responses.

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  48. Mohan Suswaram was in MANTRALYAM and asked Chiraan
    Any advice on how to. spend time till tomorrow morning dhanyOsmi acharya
    Chiraan Chidambar - laya chintana before sleeping if done properly it will take one hour
    Mohan Suswaram - OK acharya
    Chiraan - tommorrow , early morning ie before sunrise , read PRATAH sankalpa gadyam . do pradakshina anmaskara yatha shaskti ..recite NARSIMHA stuti and vayustuti and do 11 times japa of rayar stotra before oancamruta begins if you bith sleeping late , take few minutes to
    discuss WHAT shapanugraha shaktonyo means
    Mohan Suswaram - Sure acharya

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  49. How many people knew about Rayaru or what worship to do before consulting Chiraan?

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  50. Shuchi.. you really are loosing bigtime for this... look at what was written in the blog..
    dont you think, its better off to be with this than your current situation ?

    http://goo.gl/VhDhCm

    now .. whats your reply ?

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  51. and your own words and request

    http://goo.gl/VhDhCm

    now .. whats your reply ?

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  52. Shuchi/Kamal/Yash .. What do you get by posting all this incorrect info.. why are you hell bent on accumulating so much paapa ? Just pray to below so that you dont suffer much for this kind of
    behaviour :-( some people just learn the harsh way

    http://goo.gl/YMCCCm

    [img]http://goo.gl/YMCCCm[/img]

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  53. AnonymousMarch 13, 2014 at 11:03 AM

    Shuchi/Kamal/Yash .. What do you get by posting all this incorrect info.. why are you hell bent on accumulating so much paapa ? Just pray to below so that you dont suffer much for this kind of
    behaviour :-( some people just learn the harsh way

    http://goo.gl/YMCCCm


    is chiran begging suchi/kamal/yash to let him keep his (chiran's) angavastra? :D

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  54. CHIRAAN THE ASTROLOGER TELLING MACHINE

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    1. shshukla said: January 13, 2012 at 07:21

      Dear Sir, Hare Srinivasa, Some the predictions come true like a flash of lighting but most predictions unveil slowly. I think when people ask for predictions they are actually asking if some magic is going to happen, some dramatic incident for a certain thing to happen. but most of the time it is not how things work. so, people tend to think oh it didn’t happen so the prediction must be wrong. basically, slow changes do not seem like predictions to most of us. however, i have followed what u have said steadfastly and have found that what you tell us are like pieces of puzzle, which comes together one fine day. i am living your prediction everyday and waiting for that day when the puzzle is all complete. that has made me an ardent believer in your supremely prediction capacity.

      Pranams,
      Shuchi

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    2. Mohan Suswaram/मोहन सुस्वरम @ 2013-02-10
      I have observed that a few relatives of mine have opted out of the group. I can only pity them for leaving the group without an iota of knowledge of the sutradhar of the group and how his sutras (i.e., words of knowledge) can help better one's lives. I can but only pity them for their ignorance and for their moorkha svabhava. At the end of the day, one will only live according to one's karmas and if staying away from the group is fated in their lives, who am I to question that?

      Kamal karera/Rayar Sevaka/Harsha Vardhan:
      Sab samay aaney par hi seekhtey hain mohanbhai... we all went thru this ... their film will come. The trailer has left pointers in their mind already... :)

      Gururaj Kadiri:
      Mohan sir, you are right. I cannot guess why your relatives left the forum, but i can only speak about why i stick to this forum.

      If i can be honest, i don't agree with the opinions of some of the members of this group. The posts of astronomy, for example, don't interest me in any way.

      But I still stick to this forum because i feel Chiraan Chidambar acharya is very knowledgable and well-rounded scholar, and very rarely one can find somebody with such a profound knowledge in all aspects of spirituality. Although i seldom post. I do a keen reading of all his comments. I may not agree with some of his ideas but i don't have an iota of doubt that when he gives an opinion he does it with no malice and ill-will towards anybody.

      Last but not the least, his sense of humor,the suspense surrounding his real name, occupation and address all make him an enigmatic personality, and it is a real pity if somebody choses to detach themselves from such a mysterious genius.

      Mohan Suswaram/मोहन सुस्वरम:
      Please acharya...

      Mohan Suswaram/मोहन सुस्वरम:
      Please acharya

      Mohan Suswaram/मोहन सुस्वरम:
      4th type???

      Mohan Suswaram/मोहन सुस्वरम:
      Very aptly put acharya

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    3. We can still see for many even after quiting the group curiosity still remains around the "mysterious genius" :)

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  55. If Chiraan isn't worshipped by us, all our problems gets doubled. He himself says this. He is a Man Of Power

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    1. Poor imagination never let alone understanding ability. Totally opposite to what you have gathered.

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    2. We need not gather..He himself says everything.

      Worship Chiraan, the saver of this entire universe..

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  56. "man of power" ..uska gaand mein bhi power nahi hai...arey chinaal ka beta hai chiraan. rhyming bhi mil raha hai dekho..aise haraami ko to chappal leke maarni chaahiye. agar koi chiraani beech mein aaye tho us randi/rand ke beta ko bhi chappal leke maarni chaahiye..

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  57. "mysterious genius"??? laude ke baal nahi??

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  58. chiraani- poojneeya gurugariki ..Today my scooter got puncutured guruji I m feeling bad abiut it..please advise remedy my mind is not at peace.
    chiran- give ample daan to a madhwa veda brahmin whise name starts with c .. tyre will get inflated by itself automatically.

    note- this is the mahima of chiran. don't argue with the chiranis. you also worship him or your tyre will get deflated twice as much.

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  59. ha ha ha! :p :=)

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  60. chahiye utna likh tu kaun hai yeh pata chal gaya hai .. election hone de sab ke saamne tere ko nanga nachayenge. .phir track pe baith ke hagna tu..

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  61. chiraan ne teri maa ko nanga kiya tha kya ? ya yeh bata diya tha tera kundli dekh ke ki tu kis raand ki aulad hai...isliye itna mirchi leke baitha hai..? tere picchade mein dum hai toh samne aa na chutiye... hijde ki tarah site pe kya bakwas karra.. phir pata chale teri ghand mein kitna dum hai.. tujh jaise kothe ki paidavar ko jhat se ginte hai..

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    1. arey teri maa ke laude...maadhar chod kutte...haraami randi ke aulaad...agar mujhe saamne aana hai to pehle chinaal ka beta chiraan ko pehle bahar aane ko bolo

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  62. teri ghand mein bahut aag lagi hai na toh usko dhundke nikal aur ukhaad kuch.. idhar blog pe hagne kyu ata hai..? dekhe hum bhi teri ghand mein dum hai ya piles...

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    1. chal beta aaja...mere gaand mein tatte pade hain..aake zara khaale..waise chiraani logon ka roj ka khana to wohi hai na?

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  63. teri ghand mein kide padenge ab...phir maas khanewale dimak bhi padenge jab hum teri g**** faad denge.. tab apne g se tapakne wale khoon so chuslena.. aur kuch karne ke layak jo nahi bachega tu..

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  64. hum chiraaniyo ka roj ka khana teri biwi hai chuitye..jara unse puch teri panchi chillati kaisi hai.. hahaha !

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    1. wah kya baat hai re raand ke chooth..chinaal ka chiraan aisi bhasha sikhatha hai...aur woh bhi rayaru ka naam leke..sahee mein hinjdon...aap sab ke sab apni apni maa ke chooth choosne waale ho

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    2. tujh jaise sadak chhap bhadvo aise hi nanga karke raste pe dauda dauda ke marna chahiye...tabhi aukat malum hogi tum hijdo ko.. abey chutiye ghand mein dum ki baat karta hai tujhe teri aukat dikhai toh chaddi mein hag diya kya..? jyada choch marne karne ki mirchi lagi hai na terku tera hi bhindi katke muh mein ghusanga tere.. tab kothe mein bhi jagah nahi milegi.. rasta naap..tu kitna bada hijda hai saabit mat kar idhar bhankas karke..

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  65. chiran- go my chiranis go abuse those who abuse me... that will ensure your journey to swarga and your punaya will increase manifolds. no other guru will give you the privilege of this seva it is a secret that i am telling you with rayaru's aagya. now, those who use durvacahans against me are rajas or tamas but you, even if a brahmin, if you use neech bhasha you are still a satavik. hari bol (churi on the side)

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  66. bhasha se yeh zaroor pata chalta hai ki...yeh chiraani shri keshav chiraani hai...

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  67. those who are asking to open the veil of anonymity are they posting with their names? idiot chiranis

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    1. aye chinaal ! soch mat nahi toh arthritis ho jayega..hahaha... ab samjhi kya..? idhar kya niti bak rahi hai ? tujh jaisi haraam aurto ke muh se shastra acche nahi lagte.. kitni ghatiya aurat hai re tu.. sharm hai terku..? oh kaise hoga mlecch desh mein rehke khud bhi puri mlecch jo ban gayi hai..!! ha dikha apni aukat.. nach budhiya nach..bakre ki ma kab tak khair manayegi.. bahut jald halal honewali hai.... hahahaha

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    2. chal beta aaja...mere gaand mein tatte pade hain..aake zara khaale..waise chiraani logon ka roj ka khana to wohi hai na?

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      AnonymousApril 2, 2014 at 8:16 AM
      teri ghand mein kide padenge ab...phir maas khanewale dimak bhi padenge jab hum teri g**** faad denge.. tab apne g se tapakne wale khoon so chuslena.. aur kuch karne ke layak jo nahi bachega tu..

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      AnonymousApril 2, 2014 at 8:21 AM
      hum chiraaniyo ka roj ka khana teri biwi hai chuitye..jara unse puch teri panchi chillati kaisi hai.. hahaha !

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      AnonymousApril 2, 2014 at 11:16 AM
      wah kya baat hai re raand ke chooth..chinaal ka chiraan aisi bhasha sikhatha hai...aur woh bhi rayaru ka naam leke..sahee mein hinjdon...aap sab ke sab apni apni maa ke chooth choosne waale ho


      AnonymousApril 2, 2014 at 2:06 PM
      tujh jaise sadak chhap bhadvo aise hi nanga karke raste pe dauda dauda ke marna chahiye...tabhi aukat malum hogi tum hijdo ko.. abey chutiye ghand mein dum ki baat karta hai tujhe teri aukat dikhai toh chaddi mein hag diya kya..? jyada choch marne karne ki mirchi lagi hai na terku tera hi bhindi katke muh mein ghusanga tere.. tab kothe mein bhi jagah nahi milegi.. rasta naap..tu kitna bada hijda hai saabit mat kar idhar bhankas karke..

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      AnonymousApril 2, 2014 at 9:35 AM
      chiran- go my chiranis go abuse those who abuse me... that will ensure your journey to swarga and your punaya will increase manifolds. no other guru will give you the privilege of this seva it is a secret that i am telling you with rayaru's aagya. now, those who use durvacahans against me are rajas or tamas but you, even if a brahmin, if you use neech bhasha you are still a satavik. hari bol (churi on the side)

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      AnonymousApril 2, 2014 at 11:21 AM
      bhasha se yeh zaroor pata chalta hai ki...yeh chiraani shri keshav chiraani hai...

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      AnonymousApril 2, 2014 at 12:06 PM
      those who are asking to open the veil of anonymity are they posting with their names? idiot chiranis

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      AnonymousApril 2, 2014 at 2:30 PM
      aye chinaal ! soch mat nahi toh arthritis ho jayega..hahaha... ab samjhi kya..? idhar kya niti bak rahi hai ? tujh jaisi haraam aurto ke muh se shastra acche nahi lagte.. kitni ghatiya aurat hai re tu.. sharm hai terku..? oh kaise hoga mlecch desh mein rehke khud bhi puri mlecch jo ban gayi hai..!! ha dikha apni aukat.. nach budhiya nach..bakre ki ma kab tak khair manayegi.. bahut jald halal honewali hai.... hahahaha

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    3. viju rao...jab tu teri maa aur teri behen ko randibaazi karne ko bhejta hai..idhar aake hagne ki kya zaroorat thi bhe chinaal ka beta saala

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    4. sochte reh jayega kaun hu mein... bhej na tei ma behen ko baitha hu idhar hi.. ek ek karke chodunga tab muthiya marna tu teri ma behen ko dekh ke..

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    5. samaj gaya...jab tumhari randi maa ki gang rape hua...tab paida hua tu..isiliye chinaali chiraan ke peeche pada hai...teri maa ko pehle maine chodha tha re..maine..lekin tu mera beta nahi hai ...kyun ki..kisko pata hota hai ki tere jaisa randi ke beta ka baap kaun hai????

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    6. gang rape tera kal jail mein hoga haha faad denge teri ghand sab milke.. kya bola tha tu teri g mein tatte pade hai na tab usse teri ma behen ko khilana.. chutiye chiraan ke nam se aag lagti tere gote mein,, kuch karne ka ghand mein dum nahi toh idhar ake hagta hai na.. abey teri bakwas se kuch hora toh humara manoranjan... jab dushman ki g mein aag lagi hai toh usko nachte fad fadate dekhne ka maza hi kuch aur hai... teri ma ko kisi bhigi billi ne choda tab tujh jaisa fatichar paida hua.. tere jaise do takke ke maas ke tukde pe chiraan mutega bhi nahi teri iss bakwas se usko farak girna toh dhur ki baat hai.. ha lekin kutte zarur mutenge kal teri laash pe.. hahhaha.. tu khali pant niche karke apne jhaat ke baal gin.. utni hi aukat hai teri..

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    7. hijda banne ka bahut shuak hai na terko.. thik hai tere gote katke tujhe hi khilata hu tab maje se marvana apni ghand aur ade tede shauk pure karna apne..

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  68. phechani kya budhiya ? nahi.. thik hai chal ek hint deta hu.. udhar reply nahi kiya toh idhar bhi nahi karunga aisa laga tujhe...??

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  69. aaj se chiraani log apna surname badal chuke hain...chinaali. keshav chinaali, usha chinaali..maa ke laude chinaali, haraamkor chinaali, randi chinaali,,raandkabeta chinaali..haraami maaki choot choosne waale chinaaliyon...aapka kya kehna?

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  70. aye chutiye jake apni ma chod.. idhar ake apni ghand kya dikhata hai.. sab chiraani jab teri ma biwi ko ek ek karke lenge tab pungi baja tu baith ke...

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  71. Abey tere g me bhala dalke muh se nikalke latka dunga khet mein sab kavve sab jism chaba denge tera namo nishan mita dunga te ra madar jaat tum sab chiraan ke dushmano ka yehi haal hoga bhadvo.. dekhte rehna.. tab tak apni ma behen ka mujra dekho kutto.. ek ek karke phir hum sab dekhenge hahhaha

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  72. kya baat hain haraami hinjdon...ab tumhara boss/sir mumbai mein ek hospital khol raha hai? kabristan ka chowkidar hospital ka thekedar? vizag hospital Feb tak ban jaani chahiye bola tha na...kya hua? uske kholne se pehle do aur hospital..mera matlab ek aur virtual kabristan?

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  73. pehla theka tera hi leke rakha hai .. terku toh zinda gaad dete lekin tujh jaise kothe ki paidavar ko kabristan mein gadne ki kya zarurat hai.. phek de lash kahi gatar mein.. tere hi jaat wale (naali ke kido) ka toh pet bharega

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  74. Chiraan oh he is a shit..

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