I am a busy man. Very busy. For the world, I might be just another snake oil salesman and a high class fraud, but, I have shit to take care of. Between counseling dumb souls who consult me for everything ( starting from 'who should I marry' to 'what should I wear before going to bed' ) and single-handedly saving the world by shooing away evil spirits( this i do during my lunch break ), I have my hands full. Just in the past week, I have had cabinet meetings which have saved the world economy from crashing. Not once, not twice, but thrice.
Its very hard to live in this world knowing that everybody around me is a lesser being and lower in taratamya compared to me. On top of this, there is this Fake Chiraan who's making stuff up on his crappy website and getting on my nerves.
YET, despite all this, I am very humble. As a matter of fact, I haven't met a single person who is as humble as I am. All you lesser mortals might not have a BMW like I do, or might not have clout in the Indian Parliament like I do, but it doesn't matter anyway, because you definitely cannot be as humble as I am. I'll even go as far as to say that amongst all my kalyaanagunAs, humility is my greatest quality. ( Here is where my chelas drumroll ).
Don't agree with me? You must either be a (a) daitya (b) mletcha (c) nAstik (d) all of the above . Pick your choice, sucker.
Pardon me for taking leave now, but I have a chartered jet to take - the one that I own. And my other car is a Porsche. Stay humble, stay foolish( like I do )!
Oh yes sir. You are 24 hrs on flight. Just imagine if the technology was not so developed and there was no Wifi on flight/ in airports, your knowledge would have been buried along with you only and nobody would have come to known your jnana.
ReplyDeleteWhy have u stopped ur posts? Don't u realize how big a loss is this for your chelas ? :(
ReplyDeleteHe is an internet ATM..Not money ATM Astrologer Telling Machine..
ReplyDeleteHe has been spoiling people's lives..so have started spoiling in new technology based forums..Facebook Twitter etc etc..
ReplyDeletewhy have you stopped unveiling this cheat?
Deleteis this for real ?
ReplyDeleteGurugaLe - I write this message to say that my ailing mother is alright today only because of Hari Vayu Gurugalu. You predicted in Nov 12 that her problem is severe but if with dedication we do ksheerabhisheka in Rayara mutt she will gradually recover. You had also advised on getting hvs purascharana homa done... Which we could not do... But post operative chemo sessions my mother was able to withstand only through Rayaru's grace. She underwent operation as well as chemo.... Now she is good.. As part of preventive care ayurvedic pathya is prescribed.... Only through your advice we went ahead and with the grace of hari vayu gurugalu my mother was able to come out clean...
ReplyDeleteMy mom survived cancer through your advice !
guruji I had lost hope on astrology after meeting many astrologers
ReplyDeleteMy mother was in stage 3 when detected with cancer , on her birthday 2012
I believe in Madhwa shastra.. I believe in jyotishya today
I am indebted to you , you revived my faith , I am crying
Shubh ratri